Author
Clown in a Cornfield 2: Frendo Lives
Clown in a Cornfield 2: Frendo Lives
Clown in a Cornfield 2: Frendo Lives
Clown in a Cornfield 2: Frendo Lives
Clown in a Cornfield 2: Frendo Lives
Clown in a Cornfield 2: Frendo Lives
The Dark Crystal Bestiary
Clown in a Cornfield 3: The Church of Frendo
The Con Season: A Novel of Survival Horror
The Dark Crystal Bestiary
Leprechaun in the Hood: The Musical: A Novel
Clown in a Cornfield 3: The Church of Frendo
Clown in a Cornfield 2: Frendo Lives
 translate(0.5 0.5)' filter='url(%23b)'> <g transform='translate(18.077547 44.492695) rotate(13.201447) scale(65.000000 9.525571)'> <ellipse fill='%23222b2c' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <polygon fill='%23c04e3d' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='17.349339,77.722477,48.191257,102.300935,60.852993,90.316476,8.966588,63.076692'/> <rect fill='%23afd1d8' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='17' y='5' width='34' height='3'/> <g transform='translate(36.798078 25.971928) rotate(288.345614) scale(12.359956 28.203664)'> <ellipse fill='%23ac3d38' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <polygon fill='%23fb5d45' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='0,70 16,101 30,102'/> <g transform='translate(64 5) rotate(229) scale(65 24)'> <rect fill='%23002a2e' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='-0.5' y='-0.5' width='1' height='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(32.214249 63.632462) rotate(373.422222) scale(10.371849 3.159677)'> <ellipse fill='%23ff593c' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <polygon fill='%232b373b' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='1.163860,-16.000000,63.534192,6.020628,9.847962,4.794724,-11.935688,100.261643'/> <polygon fill='%23db4738' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='81.000000,59.859331,44.299756,112.767101,81.000000,48.260092,43.274541,79.932533'/> <rect fill='%23002522' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='36' y='84' width='15' height='5'/> <polygon fill='%23252a29' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='0.329719,33.028321,35.471522,79.112502,81.000000,53.139093,21.331414,74.535175'/> <rect fill='%23cf2941' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='28' y='12' width='25' height='6'/> <rect fill='%23da4d3a' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='21' y='78' width='29' height='6'/> <rect fill='%2398877c' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='17' y='93' width='26' height='4'/> <polygon fill='%23ff8a59' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='55,36 61,27 57,22'/> </g></svg>)
 translate(0.5 0.5)' filter='url(%23b)'> <g transform='translate(232.107788 35.774534) rotate(50.117121) scale(158.921166 39.811214)'> <ellipse fill='%23000002' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <rect fill='%23cf4d2f' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='88' y='66' width='120' height='34'/> <polygon fill='%23000104' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='271,105 226,165 7,113'/> <ellipse fill='%239a462c' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='121' cy='224' rx='104' ry='35'/> <polygon fill='%23ff723b' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='108,171 180,163 76,144'/> <g transform='translate(88.675544 224.373805) rotate(296.128178) scale(10.564979 49.331031)'> <ellipse fill='%23000812' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <ellipse fill='%23aacdd2' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='128' cy='17' rx='42' ry='5'/> <g transform='translate(37.053223 113.365397) rotate(46.549472) scale(110.189209 19.491901)'> <ellipse fill='%2300080b' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <polygon fill='%23e55b31' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='158.692130,243.791425,75.360875,206.318654,63.187694,190.622937,4.607306,122.856005'/> <g transform='translate(247.444680 196.262724) rotate(139.800347) scale(83.234840 9.940100)'> <ellipse fill='%23eb4e30' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <polygon fill='%23ff6e34' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='29,217 65,271 144,270'/> <polygon fill='%23d12525' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='186.639644,43.466626,188.199689,56.759602,44.159109,29.647678,185.166891,28.077145'/> <g transform='translate(201.188209 181.075873) rotate(63.498596) scale(4.617022 39.521751)'> <ellipse fill='%23ff5931' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <ellipse fill='%23000000' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='164' cy='220' rx='39' ry='7'/> <g transform='translate(58 0) rotate(-24) scale(145 55)'> <rect fill='%23000e11' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='-0.5' y='-0.5' width='1' height='1'/> </g> </g></svg>)
 translate(0.5 0.5)' filter='url(%23b)'> <ellipse fill='%23324145' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='52' cy='59' rx='40' ry='40'/> <g transform='translate(82.945152 13.947606) rotate(128.205727) scale(20.438377 94.174519)'> <ellipse fill='%23ffffe6' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(53 123) rotate(362) scale(99 54)'> <rect fill='%23ffefd6' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='-0.5' y='-0.5' width='1' height='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(0.000000 46.028818) rotate(96.368379) scale(99.000000 17.254794)'> <ellipse fill='%23ffd6a9' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <polygon fill='%23573e30' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='32,3 1,59 47,20'/> <g transform='translate(67.760191 44.148399) rotate(203.502584) scale(14.017702 22.957566)'> <ellipse fill='%235a4c54' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <rect fill='%232c9b70' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='73' y='52' width='21' height='31'/> <ellipse fill='%23fffed0' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='99' cy='49' rx='5' ry='114'/> <polygon fill='%23f3e0c4' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='70.315236,37.457602,34.778657,29.939098,115.000000,8.482036,16.813126,-16.000000'/> <rect fill='%235c6862' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='28' y='70' width='52' height='34'/> <polygon fill='%23ffe6c5' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='15.624034,21.491817,29.920892,32.487693,-16.000000,32.459866,40.153538,-16.000000'/> <rect fill='%23b1d39e' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='79' y='42' width='11' height='21'/> <polygon fill='%23584a58' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='31.434961,52.909675,44.483339,7.424737,14.903689,10.799424,73.255835,46.218722'/> <polygon fill='%23dfe1c0' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='80.816012,92.539295,70.251094,139.000000,115.000000,80.973513,75.303046,83.268746'/> <polygon fill='%23edddc8' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='6.532086,129.423371,115.000000,126.515758,55.512632,109.927753,60.655254,90.932298'/> </g></svg>)
 translate(0.5 0.5)' filter='url(%23b)'> <g transform='translate(85.394011 61.467847) rotate(215.306736) scale(59.563785 53.158817)'> <ellipse fill='%23b43d22' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(113.325953 7.069008) rotate(179.144296) scale(168.000000 22.108130)'> <ellipse fill='%23001426' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <rect fill='%23c4dddd' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='43' y='13' width='81' height='9'/> <rect fill='%23caa200' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='70' y='79' width='37' height='35'/> <g transform='translate(0.000000 28.717375) rotate(290.455240) scale(102.094565 31.586128)'> <ellipse fill='%23000000' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <ellipse fill='%230c110e' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='133' cy='244' rx='138' ry='49'/> <rect fill='%23878f91' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='57' y='240' width='51' height='10'/> <g transform='translate(151.638013 11.754886) rotate(154.511990) scale(21.801173 136.290117)'> <ellipse fill='%23000000' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <polygon fill='%23ed761b' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='142.237687,59.125863,161.048098,65.976563,162.216454,80.841933,155.154542,90.713205'/> <ellipse fill='%23000000' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='157' rx='36' ry='28'/> <g transform='translate(138.217619 97.428632) rotate(277.096777) scale(12.030525 34.321079)'> <ellipse fill='%230a0100' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <ellipse fill='%23c5051a' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='79' cy='67' rx='72' ry='8'/> <polygon fill='%23bf0017' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='47.347417,37.296400,136.044423,54.359916,136.546391,71.756194,140.191215,24.576161'/> <polygon fill='%23000004' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='83.358369,126.255082,83.642178,138.521990,93.678749,103.611415,79.409388,103.301271'/> <rect fill='%233c0000' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='22' y='47' width='105' height='12'/> </g></svg>)
 translate(0.5 0.5)' filter='url(%23b)'> <polygon fill='%23ae6246' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='58,9 35,8 66,52'/> <polygon fill='%23c2a08f' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='38,63 32,90 43,71'/> <polygon fill='%236c0a11' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='59,21 81,60 11,27'/> <ellipse fill='%234f6165' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='37' cy='93' rx='35' ry='4'/> <g transform='translate(59 70) rotate(-6) scale(33 38)'> <rect fill='%23000a0c' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='-0.5' y='-0.5' width='1' height='1'/> </g> <polygon fill='%236bb26e' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='50.326788,20.079858,44.072124,10.448702,60.028380,9.516742,59.904602,22.902509'/> <polygon fill='%230e1111' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='-10.628226,71.601379,-9.283197,115.000000,39.070663,41.661938,21.065354,37.182743'/> <polygon fill='%23938881' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='13,68 32,83 24,83'/> <polygon fill='%23b26f44' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='31,8 17,20 16,9'/> <g transform='translate(28 0) rotate(269) scale(18 99)'> <rect fill='%23010a0a' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='-0.5' y='-0.5' width='1' height='1'/> </g> <ellipse fill='%23000305' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='43' cy='99' rx='63' ry='4'/> <g transform='translate(55 25) rotate(92) scale(9 15)'> <rect fill='%23001c10' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='-0.5' y='-0.5' width='1' height='1'/> </g> <rect fill='%23961c21' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='44' y='29' width='20' height='21'/> <rect fill='%2300150f' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='46' y='31' width='4' height='36'/> <g transform='translate(3 33) rotate(175) scale(1 12)'> <rect fill='%23ff1d49' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='-0.5' y='-0.5' width='1' height='1'/> </g> </g></svg>)
 translate(0.5 0.5)' filter='url(%23b)'> <g transform='translate(111.165855 120.910263) rotate(384.875210) scale(87.804105 76.460677)'> <ellipse fill='%23304343' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(167.719891 3.788967) rotate(296.838611) scale(52.627410 206.000000)'> <ellipse fill='%23ffffee' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(144.256382 253.732024) rotate(177.018225) scale(205.960576 47.143903)'> <ellipse fill='%23fff8da' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <ellipse fill='%23fff5c9' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='14' cy='18' rx='31' ry='66'/> <g transform='translate(64 32) rotate(161) scale(45 32)'> <rect fill='%23241111' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='-0.5' y='-0.5' width='1' height='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(17.547474 171.176217) rotate(263.700763) scale(71.559084 24.543857)'> <ellipse fill='%23ffd0ab' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <polygon fill='%23fff8d1' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='165,100 202,-16 222,117'/> <g transform='translate(195.583169 195.102771) rotate(209.041151) scale(39.990380 24.236264)'> <ellipse fill='%23dbe8bc' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(73.307622 169.186962) rotate(398.761413) scale(21.086730 31.147285)'> <ellipse fill='%23323e3c' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <ellipse fill='%23a08e92' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='121' cy='56' rx='44' ry='18'/> <g transform='translate(174.496916 148.680272) rotate(49.195242) scale(28.885489 17.217288)'> <ellipse fill='%230a876a' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(129.674097 103.004298) rotate(312.171621) scale(28.854365 32.812467)'> <ellipse fill='%23493b4f' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(41.752619 9.926319) rotate(23.771556) scale(16.613737 87.902165)'> <ellipse fill='%23fdd8b5' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(153.538443 12.315575) rotate(269.946831) scale(31.287790 70.019882)'> <ellipse fill='%23ffedc5' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(48.876914 92.045292) rotate(164.370786) scale(33.497322 26.841917)'> <ellipse fill='%237f5644' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> </g></svg>)
 translate(0.5 0.5)' filter='url(%23b)'> <ellipse fill='%239bb0ce' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='83' cy='159' rx='64' ry='37'/> <ellipse fill='%23000000' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='154' cy='211' rx='16' ry='152'/> <ellipse fill='%23500000' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='78' cy='11' rx='90' ry='90'/> <g transform='translate(0.000000 170.682292) rotate(176.693548) scale(24.140540 159.000000)'> <ellipse fill='%23000000' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <ellipse fill='%238f94be' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='124' cy='133' rx='18' ry='29'/> <rect fill='%237178a3' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='22' y='106' width='32' height='88'/> <ellipse fill='%23100000' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='77' cy='230' rx='159' ry='36'/> <rect fill='%23d42e29' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='28' y='219' width='103' height='18'/> <rect fill='%238c211c' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='9' y='19' width='143' height='62'/> <ellipse fill='%23000000' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='90' cy='8' rx='159' ry='10'/> <ellipse fill='%23000000' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='88' cy='90' rx='159' ry='8'/> <g transform='translate(51 176) rotate(159) scale(29 11)'> <rect fill='%23000000' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='-0.5' y='-0.5' width='1' height='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(112 176) rotate(290) scale(10 31)'> <rect fill='%23000000' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='-0.5' y='-0.5' width='1' height='1'/> </g> <rect fill='%238892d0' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='50' y='106' width='66' height='6'/> <polygon fill='%23bfc7c7' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='107,146 49,146 84,168'/> </g></svg>)
 translate(0.5 0.5)' filter='url(%23b)'> <g transform='translate(31.201454 35.829053) rotate(427.749703) scale(32.493224 25.116431)'> <ellipse fill='%232e5530' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(53.169734 86.871723) rotate(95.831943) scale(16.277875 62.000000)'> <ellipse fill='%23b4933e' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <rect fill='%2397b653' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='0' y='19' width='60' height='4'/> <ellipse fill='%239ab443' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='62' cy='69' rx='7' ry='63'/> <rect fill='%237fc14c' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='0' y='0' width='63' height='7'/> <polygon fill='%233b3b23' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='41,44 19,28 63,6'/> <g transform='translate(3.349773 62.618451) rotate(354.119241) scale(6.822897 62.000000)'> <ellipse fill='%2377a944' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <polygon fill='%2379bf54' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='24,38 14,25 20,58'/> <ellipse fill='%2377b85b' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='53' cy='54' rx='62' ry='2'/> <rect fill='%23c05b2c' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='6' y='88' width='53' height='6'/> <polygon fill='%231f492a' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='52.367758,67.257582,20.233087,65.633002,28.771561,57.425252,48.521812,52.993172'/> <rect fill='%23032513' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='9' y='7' width='14' height='8'/> <ellipse fill='%2368c048' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='13' cy='99' rx='48' ry='6'/> <ellipse fill='%237da350' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='49' cy='42' rx='62' ry='2'/> <rect fill='%235cb14f' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='6' y='67' width='48' height='5'/> </g></svg>)
 translate(0.5 0.5)' filter='url(%23b)'> <g transform='translate(33.464022 23.795330) rotate(23.211155) scale(22.657655 21.952306)'> <ellipse fill='%23aa3b26' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(32 5) rotate(180) scale(65 12)'> <rect fill='%2300101c' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='-0.5' y='-0.5' width='1' height='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(37.078610 98.361394) rotate(81.036064) scale(20.173882 60.411371)'> <ellipse fill='%23040a0b' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <rect fill='%238f9ea1' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='14' y='5' width='38' height='3'/> <polygon fill='%23dfa20e' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='28.318494,45.288041,32.743591,26.103749,46.388931,46.787125,27.076429,37.728829'/> <g transform='translate(5 11) rotate(299) scale(65 16)'> <rect fill='%23000000' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='-0.5' y='-0.5' width='1' height='1'/> </g> <polygon fill='%23000000' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='75.731318,47.022638,45.013210,0.642969,68.022589,-16.000000,78.553603,38.385406'/> <polygon fill='%23990a17' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='45,10 -2,27 66,29'/> <polygon fill='%230a0200' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='-14.100347,-16.000000,1.663897,-7.573711,11.451918,72.237926,-16.000000,71.125366'/> <rect fill='%23ad0e22' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='11' y='11' width='43' height='7'/> <rect fill='%23613811' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='0' y='44' width='66' height='8'/> <rect fill='%230e0204' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='43' y='34' width='23' height='8'/> <polygon fill='%23545451' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='44.637231,93.256144,14.395613,93.156720,61.990823,105.422674,23.818324,115.000000'/> <rect fill='%23290300' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='7' y='20' width='59' height='3'/> <rect fill='%23b57c3a' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='56' y='26' width='7' height='9'/> </g></svg>)
 translate(0.5 0.5)' filter='url(%23b)'> <g transform='translate(25.390490 48.625556) rotate(13.168188) scale(44.517369 8.453593)'> <ellipse fill='%2300080b' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <ellipse fill='%23ab1917' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='32' cy='24' rx='28' ry='13'/> <ellipse fill='%239b472e' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='35' cy='88' rx='28' ry='13'/> <g transform='translate(60 0) rotate(151) scale(26 47)'> <rect fill='%23000000' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='-0.5' y='-0.5' width='1' height='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(32 7) rotate(92) scale(1 32)'> <rect fill='%23d3d8e9' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='-0.5' y='-0.5' width='1' height='1'/> </g> <rect fill='%23ff6e36' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='26' y='61' width='20' height='6'/> <polygon fill='%2305191a' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='17.636650,90.694983,4.920763,59.737117,15.086668,77.222454,44.323880,101.264953'/> <polygon fill='%23ea592f' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='26,85 43,82 13,68'/> <polygon fill='%23011315' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='-0.782436,42.228534,10.744684,7.491134,81.000000,-0.858343,-16.000000,-1.628126'/> <polygon fill='%23f86e3d' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='16,102 5,79 28,101'/> <polygon fill='%23000000' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='50,69 14,64 33,77'/> <polygon fill='%239f622e' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='49.899014,38.432450,48.817747,42.324183,64.953760,27.363991,18.863976,33.650947'/> <polygon fill='%23000002' fill-opacity='0.501961' points='52,88 37,88 61,74'/> <g transform='translate(54.258730 73.526538) rotate(144.387019) scale(18.007185 2.873756)'> <ellipse fill='%23bc4429' fill-opacity='0.501961' cx='0' cy='0' rx='1' ry='1'/> </g> <g transform='translate(63 86) rotate(135) scale(36 1)'> <rect fill='%23ff915a' fill-opacity='0.501961' x='-0.5' y='-0.5' width='1' height='1'/> </g> </g></svg>)